Truth in drinking

Two funny cartoons in the new New Yorker:

A couple at the alter saying their vows, the man says: "I do, but it might just be the liquor talking."

Two guys drunk at a bar, empty glasses and a full ashtray in front of them: "I'm going to pay for this in yoga tomorrow."

(More people in California then New York subscribe to the New Yorker. It's true, I read it somewhere.)