The unusual frist names table

Sacha (x 2, spelt the same way)
Jor
Blumes
Anastasia
some old dude (can't remember the name, but it was weird and he wore huge dark sunglasses the entire night)
and a tolken Jennifer

(seated at table #12 at the wedding last night, where I did not drink too much Champagne because they didn't serve any, which was too bad because instead I just drank lots of vodka, which may not have been such a good idea, and speaking of bad ideas, why does every crappy wedding d.j. have to play "We are Family"? and why did I have to dance to it just because some shmoe asked me to, but at least  this gave me a good idea-- to sneak out the door and flee.)

ugh