Because it's all about...

I was making you a card and I just couldn't decide on the words.

It started with:   but this is just so mushy and lame.
And the more I went around and 'round about it, it became: But this is just so effin' insecure. What's so sexy about that.
So I decide to just go with what I know best: me, me, me.
(and I'm only sending it to myself, so don't be looking for yours)