Dogs of L.A.

While at my favorite cheap mani/pedi place on Santa Monica Blvd. I saw two disturbing things as my feet were being massaged and my cuticles trimmed:

a huge cockroach crawl out of the water spout of the Arrowhead water cooler

an older Asian man in a beige polyester suit and many gold accessories getting a long fake nail for the pinkie on his right hand