I wanna roo you

All those years in retail taught me a few things.

If the customer asks for a smaller size you shouldn't say, "Oh, really? Hmm...that's strange. It must run really big or something."

Wrong reponse. No commission for you, Missy.

(Val, remember those outfits of hot pants, Betsey fishnets, platforms, and a company boustier topped off with a smart gabradine blazer? So 'I'm loving 1992'. Or is it more like 1995? I dunno, but I cannot believe I wore that crap at 9:30 in the morning on the 22 Filmore. Scary.)