I don't care

I had a, uh, long, loud, sleep-deprived, good times at all hours kind of weekend (I don't care as long as the bass line thumping), so I'm just catching up on Sunday's Times.

I went a little out of character and started with Sunday Business. Thought I would save the yummy, snarky Sunday Styles for last this time, like dessert.

What I've learned:

if you order French fries in Missouri the order taker is in Colorado

metrosexuals now have the ultimate beauty product for wearing short shorts with confidence