Medula oblongata

(I am Jack's inflammed sense of disbelief)

Site Meter is funny--it shows that people got to the shes-krafty diary by searching the web for these:

a German search for "helene+darling pic"
a Jeeves search for "what is the best way to get gum out of clothes?" (and it links to my funny stripper chicks post of "How to get a pizza delivered really really fast")
I'm on Google's page 3 for "being denied these hungry hungry hippos"
my ignorance is exposed on "joe theisman leg break"
lots of hits daily for searching "thatahsleygirl" (because Ashley is a very popular girl--and for good reason, thanks for the link Ashley)
and, um, giving good head

(how funny was it when Meatloaf was running around the Citibank plaza trying to pick a fight with a guy on a bicycle-- poor Bob and his big boobs)