Restless eyes

My eye doctor's office just called and the receptionist gushed that my "really cute Vera Wang frames are in. Oh, you are going to have fun with these! They are just adorable!"

Well, I'm also hoping I'm going to be able to see out of them.

The doctor told me I have "special eyes", which is a nice way of saying, "Chick, your eyes is messed up!"

Yes, but at least they are like emeralds.