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The NY Times says that Iron Chef America is a "curious blend of campy entertainment and dead-serious cooking" (half of which sounds fun).
Now, if it was a beauty contest, who do you think would look better in a bathing suit? Well, sigh, it's not. We asked but Govind refused to say who won the culinary battle. You're just going to have to set your Tivo to February 27th episode to find out.