tonight I'm going to rest my chemistry

Shaking off a gloomy, anxiety ridden day.

Shake, shake, shake.

Makes me think of a cocktail shaker which may be just the trick.

I have some kind of creature living in my attic that is driving me batty. Strange noises and bumps in the night. Halloween is so over. The last few mornings I've woken up to find sawdust on the floor right below the pull-down attic stairs. There are gnaw marks on the door.

I'm so not effing kidding.

Can't some handsome handyman of the manly man variety come solve this problem for me. There's a light bulb I need help changing too.