the car leaves at 7 a.m.

Bags are packed...outfit above included. Perfect for the 15 degree weather we're about to encounter. First night is in a cozy wigwam in Arizona. The guy who answered the phone said: "The wigwam has a heater and cable tv." Does that include Pay Per View porno?

What am I talking about.

Really my super-overstuffed bag is full of big, fluffy (and kind of sexy) sweaters. Bring on the cold.