so cheap and juicy

The bloggy has gone the way of Facebook .

Because it's so much easier. And people write nice comments about my legs and my new oh-so-cute cottage.

(And some not so nice things about The Lake-Show, but what do they know. Lakers in five, suckers.)

Tomorrow I'm being filmed at my fake mansion at a fake dinner party with my very real friends for an almost real tv show. So Hollywood.

This means that today I'm doing sit-ups and push-ups and a mani/pedi and practicing that new eyeliner technique I just learned. The plum pencil makes my green eyes greener.

Yes, I'll be ready for my close-up.