a huge audience for self-absorption

The bag cannot weigh more than 70 pounds. Or it costs $100 more.

Got that?

But.

But how the eff am I suppose to pack 11 pairs of shoes and all those cute dresses and my favorite jeans and what-not (my god... the products) and then guess-ti-mate how much it weighs and then cross my fingers and hope it's a mere 69.96 pounds when I get to the airport tomorrow morning.

Fifteen plus one hundred bucks to check a suitcase will make me feel like a complete asshole. This will motivate a pare down of the big pile that is accumulating on the floor.

Or.

Or maybe I'll pack two bags? Maybe that's the solution. More shoes, more purses, more everything.

No.